Fun square greetings cards. 

Ages is just a number, in your case it's a high one.

At your age you can't trust a fart.

I'm not saying your old but if you were milk I would sniff you first.

At you age getting lucky means finding your car in the car park.

Happy birthday you are so old.... you need to cross your legs when you sneeze.

Happy birthday from one fabulous birth to another.

Birthday card - choice